Where the barbies at? Kill yo self. Barbie stands for: Basic Ass Ridiculous...– Lil Duval on Nicki Minaj
I don’t like wearing pants. I can’t sing. I think I’m gonna be a pop star.
Thank You Notes
Are always appropriate when someone gives you a helping hand. So Taylor, I know you’ve already sent Kanye one. And I guess John Mayer, too?
1. A private screening of Harry Potter for me and my friends
Jay-Z + Kanye West ≠ Jay-Z + R. Kelly →
Hopefully. *Title is a link.
Sometimes I dream of being a DJ. I can hear the transitions I would use in my head. Then I realize I would have to play songs for other people. When they want it. Because they paid. And I’m just not that selfless. RIP DJ Rhi Rhi Roomba.
John Mayer & Taylor Swift
They’ve heard of each other, right? John Mayer has described women in less than favorable terms in print. Taylor Swift has described guys in less than favorable terms in song. I can’t believe this relationship didn’t work out. And I can’t believe Taylor Swift wrote a song about it. I just wish John Mayer still had a Twitter so he could say something silly about it. ...
For the lack of music related posts, I’ve recently discovered to joys of NETFLIX and the tv show Bones. I haven’t been listening to much music. Rhian
Hey Future Kiddos
I’m not applying for you to go to preschool. If I can’t drop you off with a check, it ain’t for me.
Beyoncé, Have A Baby
Then write that baby a really beautiful song* and release it on your next album. Thanks, Rhian Danielle *none of that baby jamz stuff
After watching Willow Smith’s music video and the Jaden Smith Letterman...– (via kellyoxford)
Sandra Bullock, Meryl Streep, and Oprah join...
Rejected headlines for this story: Middle Aged White Woman Are Going Crazy Rhian Danielle Also Crazy From ew.com Last season’s Oscar rivals, Sandra Bullock and Meryl Streep, are attached to the untitled Michael Patrick King (Sex and the City) project recently acquired by Universal. And if that weren’t enough star-power, Oprah Winfrey will also appear. In the comedy, set around a...
Re: I Have No Problem Stating Facts
My brother thinks I was too hard on Willow Smith. I don’t. I think the clothes she wears are: 1. ugly 2. inappropriate for a nine year old. I won’t apologize for that opinion. Love you bro. Rhian
It’s still Wednesday where my heart is. 1. An invitation to Beyoncé’s baby shower. 2. More hours in a day. 3. Criteria and insight into the thought process of people releasing their top MCs. Stuff is usually garbage. Yeah, my scope is on all media companies owned by Viacom.
Dear Future Husband
You never have to go to Jared’s. These are all I could ever want:
Willow Smith does a better Keri Hilson than Keri Hilson.
I Have No Problem Stating Facts
Willow Smith wears the ugliest clothes I have ever seen on a pre-teen. And I’ve been to Atlanta. I’m all about expressing yourself. I have a blog. That’s no excuse for ugly. That said, the video was cool and I still think the song is better than/as good as many on the radio today. Rhian
To Mr. Taylor Swift
*if you will ever exist. Please include the following clause is your pre-nump: “Taylor Swift, no songs will be written about your relationship with Mr. Taylor Swift, post divorce, even if you change his name, because, seriously, we all know who you are talking about. Blah, blah, latin, latin.” You’re welcome. Rhian
By now, everyone should now [sic] that I am really strict when it comes to my...– Nicki Minaj, dumping Diddy as her manager. I don’t like Nicki, but I’m giving her mad props for getting out of that relationship before her career tanks.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
You said you want to kick it when I ain’t so high, well baby, it’s...– Clifford “T.I.” Harris
I finally figured out what my problem with Lady Gaga is: her fans. I still don’t like Lady Gaga. She’s too extra for me to focus on her singing. And chick can sing but I can’t get pass the meat dress. The kermit dress. The face crown mask. It’s a lot to handle. She’s creative. Cool. I guess. But Lady Gaga hasn’t changed sheit. Comment arguments from Lady Gaga...
Egypt Dauode Dean
Really, Alicia? We talked about this. I would have preferred you name that baby Tutankhamun. Or Swizz Beatz Junior. Egypt? You’re from New York. You know that boy is in for a life time of humiliation. Even if his mom is Alicia Keys-Beatz. This is why I’m totally okay with the country that requires their approval for baby names. And chick still hasn’t released the video for...
Fix Your Face!
Do you have a doll stand up your butt?
G.O.O.D. Music Has Potential
To be the most disappointing collection of artists gathered on one label. On paper, it looks awesome. Common, Kanye, Mos, Cudi, Legend and the new guys who I’m not familiar with but did a nice job in that Cypher. They are the Miami Heat of music. But you know and I know, things happen. So how long before the shit hits the fan, and what form will said shit take? Not to say that they...
Front Row Center
Prince announced tonight that he and his band, The New Power Generation, are kicking off a tour this December along with a number of other artists, the AP reports. Speaking to reporters at New York’s Apollo Theater, the 52-year-old multi-hyphenate said he will serve as master of ceremonies for “a series of events that will begin on a purple day in December, in the year 2010.” The “Welcome 2...
1. Every story to be end happily like the Chilean miner rescue - as close as I will get to wishing for world peace. 2. Stevie Wonder on Dancing With The Stars. 3. Pusha T with a fade. 4. More live footage of Donny Hathaway 5. Tommie Smith’s Gold Medal 6. Usher and Jamie Foxx to go through the same maturity class. Get out the clubs. 7. To win the Amazing Race. 8. Mandatory haircuts...
Correction to the Father/Son Cypher
Diggy and JoJo. You live in Connecticut. We all watched Run’s House. Quit playin. Rhian
BET Hip-Hop Awards
BET Hip-Hop Awards are supposed to start at 8:00 ET. I will not be watching. Let me know who gets shot.
808s & Heartbreak
Still raises my blood pressure. But I am calmed when I see all the GOOD Friday songs in my library.
Adult Contemporary in 20 Years
Will be dominated by the following artists: Kelly Clarkson Sheryl Crow Mary J. Blige Alicia Keys Beyonce and Destiny’s Child Carrie Underwood Christina Aguilera Norah Jones Usher [pre-marriage] John Legend Taylor Swift Rihanna Maroon 5 John Mayer Ne-Yo Justin Timberlake Jamie Foxx Sara Bareillis Gwen Stefani Nelly Furtado Lauryn Hill - hopefully Rihanna Ciara ...
Who the hell is Kat Stacks?
Wanted: Harry Potter Mixtape
I wish there was a hip-hop artist nerdy enough to make a Harry Potter because if someone drops a freestyle over Hedwig’s Theme, I will just might have their babies. Also, if such a thing exists, please post the link immediately.
Until this ol’ bump in the road comes along and [be’s] sarcastic.– King Curtis
Dear Mr. Rogers
Hey Prince Nelson Rogers, I was perusing YouTube in hopes of watching your performance with my friend Beyonce at the Grammy’s in 2005. No such luck. So then I was going to watch the Purple Rain video. Once again, no such luck. Prince, you suck. I thought maybe you would get with the program and sign a contract allowing your music to be put on the slowly dying internet but I guess not. I...